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Hey friends! My name is Chance Storm, and I usually report the weather, but today's a special one. I have a little surprise for you. Check this out! Here's, With a Little Help from My Friends!
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"Thank You Very Much" 

 
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Hey now, that was just a little bit crazy, don't you think? And, who says that robotic-sounding weather reporter guy can't enjoy a little singing every once in a while? I sure as fucking hell don't care what the fuck anyone thinks today, and I've just been hanging out here, having a little random cilly fun with my awesome singing voice. Take that...haters!